Toddler life, as told by insta2yearold

Obviously, there is a mum behind this account, but the satirical nature of her posts are still great for a laugh. The mum says her toddler is very serious for a 2 year old and tends to just watch the world go by. Her and her husband enjoy imagining what their kid is thinking, and want to share it with the rest of the world.

My mother thinks she is putting this on me for the #Halloween parade. She has lost her damn mind. Also, a coat would be nice. #childabuse

A photo posted by @insta2yearold on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:23am PDT

My mom says these are the last of the strawberries. No worries. I'm pretty sure crying will make some magically appear in the fridge.

A photo posted by @insta2yearold on Nov 11, 2014 at 6:41am PST

I don't know, Dad. I've seen you drive.

A photo posted by @insta2yearold on Nov 11, 2014 at 9:53am PST

This is the only reason I come to these things. #birthdayparty #toddlerlife

Ein von @insta2yearold gepostetes Foto on Okt 10, 2014 at 5:53 PDT

Judging by how loud my mom yelled "NO!" when I put my hand near these holes in the wall, I can only assume this is where she hides her candy. #willtryagainlater

@insta2yearold 張貼的相片 on 10月 10, 2014 at 9:40上午 PDT

I was going to write "10k!" in Cheerios, but then I remembered I don't know how to make letters or numbers. #noteveninpreschool

A photo posted by @insta2yearold on Nov 11, 2014 at 5:54am PST

Mom is in the bathroom and my cup is within arm's reach. I should probably scream until she comes out to get it for me.

Una foto pubblicata da @insta2yearold on Ott 10, 2014 at 8:55 PDT