What's the most unromantic thing that could happen on a romantic date? #PooStories

What's the most unromantic thing that could happen on a romantic date? #PooStories

You meet a nice guy. You go back to his place. You use the toilet. For 'number two'. It refuses to flush. This is your first date - what do you do?

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Nature: the thing that can pull two souls together but also tear them apart, thanks to socially awkward biological functions such as burping, farting and yes, even needing a poorly timed poo. 


Everyone does it - eats food, needs to use the toilet when necessary. But when could this 'need' be completely detrimental to the start of a new relationship?


Buzzfeed reports that when ‘nature called’ for Makela from Toronto in Canada, she was out at a new boyfriend’s apartment, at the end of a first date. Here is her story, narrated via Twitter: 

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poo 2
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poo 3
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So Makela is in a bit of pickle here, so to speak. You won't guess what happens next though: 

poo 4
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poo 5
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To be fair, we can't blame the guy for saying this - this is Makela: 

Makela - the poo narrater via Twitter
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To cut this rather dramatic story short, Makela's date went upstairs to the bathroom and probably fixed the toilet, since she heard a healthy flush coming out of there. She later went up and got rid of the 'package' in her purse in peace.


We know Makela isn't alone - what's the most unromantic thing that's ever happened to you on a romantic date? Let Martin know #MBDShow

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